“- Frank Castle: I have work to do. Read your newspaper everyday and you'll understand.
- Joan: Which section?
- Frank Castle: Obituaries.”
Thomas Jane - Frank Castle
Rebecca Romijn - Joan

“Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“- Sherlock Holmes: Have the newspapers got wind of it yet?
- Constable Clark: Well, that's what we're trying to avoid, sir.
- Sherlock Holmes: Certainly. What's the major concern?
- Constable Clark: Panic. Sheer bloody panic, sir.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes
William Houston - Constable Clark

“You ever notice how people die in alphabetical order?”

Joel Murray - George Calamari

“I made a great reporter out of you, Hildy. But you won't be half as good on any other paper and you know it. We're a team. That's what we are. You need me and I need you, and the paper needs both of us.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns