“- Christina: You know how i said i need to do laundry? Well I have no clean underwear, I only got the Skanky ones left!
- Courtney: Tell me about!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“- Joan Crawford: Take your shoes off. I just washed that floor.
- Greg Savitt: What about the socks?
- Joan Crawford: I can handle the socks.”
Faye Dunaway - Joan Crawford
Steve Forrest - Greg Savitt

“- Hammy: I gotta go wee-wee!
- Verne: Not on the lake we drink from!”
Steve Carrell - Hammy
Garry Shandling - Verne

“Cats are very clean animals.”
Norman Reedus - Harry Odum

“That was really scary. If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done, cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something cause your breath stinks!”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey