“- Dr. Reston: Do you have a lot of stress at work?
- Frankie Paige: I cut hair.”
Ann Cusack - Dr. Reston
Patricia Arquette - Frankie Paige

“- Violet Sanford: Look, are you really the owner? 'Cause I've had a rough couple of days and so the last thing I need is some waitress on a power trip wastin' my time.
- Lil: You start Friday night.”
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford
Maria Bello - Lil

“A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.”
Harry Dean Stanton - Bud

“- Ole Golly: Your father has a high pressure job.
- Harriet M. Welsch: What's a high pressure job?
- Ole Golly: It's when you don't get to do what you want to, and when you do, you don't have enough time for it.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch

“- Harriet M. Welsch: Do spies have high pressure jobs?
- Ole Golly: Only if they get caught.
- Harriet M. Welsch: I never get caught.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly