“- Hammond: I've been present for the birth of every little creature on this island.
- Malcolm: Surely not the ones that are bred in the wild?
- Wu: Actually they can't breed in the wild. Population control is one of our security precautions. There's no unauthorized breeding in Jurassic Park.”

Richard Attenborough - Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm
BD Wong - Wu

“The pill makes her crazy? She is crazy. The Pentagon should use her hormones for chemical warfare.”

Woody Allen - David Dobel

“I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.”
Judy Greer - Joanie

“- Brad Kimble: I'm short of money. Um. Uh. Ok. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things, these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way?
- Cashier: $4.75.
- Brad Kimble: Damn it!”

Will Friedle - Brad Kimble
Kathy Griffin - Cashier

“- Matuzak: Damn it, Ricky, I catch you fucking this machine again, I'll break your neck.
- Ricky: Sorry, chief.
- Walker: Looks like safe sex to me.”

Bruce McGill - Matuzak
Scott Bellis - Ricky
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Walker