“- Richard Twat: I trust you two both washed.
- Mr. Johnson: Actually, the water was cold.
- Richard Twat: That's no reason not to wash, is it? Good grief, we are British, you know. We invented cold showers to stop people masturbating. Oh, I see, maybe that's why you are so upset about the lack of hot water.”
Rik Mayall - Richard Twat
Bill Nighy - Mr. Johnson

Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.
Bruce Dern - Admiral Graham

“But we're still in somewhat a Puritanical society in a lot of ways.”
Joe Mantegna

“It's a cliche, but Americans are puritanical. In their movies, they are scared of sex, but they overindulge in violence.”
Alfonso Cuarón

“You are very conceited, Captain. You are quite mad, Captain! You are reckless and head-strong and... and I adore you, Captain.”

Vivien Leigh - Myra