“- Oscar Madison: What's the matter, don't you look at a good ass anymore?
- Abe: I'm not allowed to look at Pastrami, why should I look at an ass?”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Lou Cutell - Abe

“He has a good heart, Sir. And... nice man-boobs.”
Kevin Sorbo - Captain

“She's so sexy. Look at her body language. All verbs!”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“Look, my wallet, it can't buy me no stocks and bonds; but, my hands, are Cadillac de Villes. My body is a Rolls Royce Corniche.”
Robert Beltran - Juan

“You're so thrifty, that was one of the first things I noticed about you. That, and your ass.”
Matt Kawczynski - Charlie Osgood