“- Lloyd: We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end, it's up to you whether you choose to live a...
- Larry: Lie.
- Lloyd: Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden is really more what we're about.
- Megan: So you run like, the underground homo railroad.”
Wesley Mann - Lloyd
Richard Moll - Larry
Natasha Lyonne - Megan

“It's a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.”
Alan Arkin - Schmendrick

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Winston Churchill

You know that Shakespearean admonition, "To thine own self be true"? It's premised on the idea that "thine own self" is something pretty good, being true to which is commendable. But what if "thine own self" is not so good? What if it's pretty bad? Would it be better, in that case, not to be true to thine own self?... See, that's my situation.
Chris Eigeman - Des

“- Regina Lambert: You are actually quite sweet for a stars and bars company man, aren't you?
- Lewis Bartholomew: You've discovered my secret side Mrs. Lambert. Keep it under your hat. Boo!”
Thandie Newton - Regina Lambert
Mark Wahlberg - Lewis Bartholamew