“Dago, wop, guinea, garlic-breath, pizza-slingin', spaghetti-bendin', Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsingin' motherfucker.”

Spike Lee - Mookie

“- Armand 'Flash' Carducci: Hi, girls. What's happening? My name's Flash, what's yours?
- Nancy: Don't talk to him, Cheryl, he's a dork.
- Armand 'Flash' Carducci: I'm not a dork, I'm Italian!”
John Mengatti - Armand 'Flash' Carducci
Tammy Taylor - Nancy

“Yesterday I bought my first pair of American shoes. They were made in Italy.”
Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff

“Italian is the proper language for opera. All educated people agree on that.”
Charles Kay - Count Orsini-Rosenberg

“Officially, there are no Italian homosexuals. It makes Michelangelo and Leonardo very inconvenient.”
Jack Davenport - Peter Smith-Kingsley