“- Mr. Flugel: What do you teach?
- Ms. Copuletta: Sex education.
- Mr. Flugel: What?
- Ms. Copuletta: Sex education.
- Mr. Flugel: Sex education? That's my favorite subject!”
Richard Stahl - Mr. Flugel
Sylvia Kristel - Ms. Copuletta

Michael Kelso-I say do it with her.
Eric Forman-Kelso, your solution to everything is "Do it with her".
Michael Kelso-Hey, it worked on my science teacher. C minus.
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Maybe I should thank someone else. Someone who's really been there, someone who taught me a lot, about poetry and Shakespeare, and just staying awake, man. Someone who's just an overall great guy, a great teacher... to Howard Brackett from Greenleaf, Indiana!”
Matt Dillon - Cameron Drake

“If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.”
Robin Williams - Professor Philip Brainard

“- Teacher: Oh, and Mr. Larkin, perhaps you'd like to share with the rest of the class, Patrick Henry's immortal last words?
- Link Larkin: Kiss my ass?”
Joe Parro - Teacher
Zac Efron - Link Larkin