“Football and drugs. A perfect Saturday afternoon.”
Rhys Ifans - Iki

“- Snookie: I'm free Saturday night.
- Chenille: Why, is your hand busy?”
Vince Green - Snookie
Kerry Washington - Chenille

“I'll tell you what I'm doing this weekend, I'm getting laid. It's the 1990's and nobody's getting laid. I'm the only man in America who's getting laid this weekend and I haven't been laid that much. Six girls in college, maybe seven.”
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin

“- Dean Adams: Missing? He's not missing! It's the weekend. He's most likely shacked up in some motel with a girl. Or a guy... farm animal... whatever! Weren't you ever eighteen?
- Reese Wilson: Not that kind of eighteen.”
John Neville - Dean Adams
Loretta Devine - Reese Wilson

“Great, fine. More for me, i got enough for the whole weekend.”

Hunter Parrish - Stan