“17 Again” quotes

Movie 17 Again
Title 17 Again
Year 2009
Director Burr Steers
Genre Drama, Comedy, Family
Plot – Mike O'Donnell is the star of the school basketball team and has a brilliant career ahead, but he decides to stay with his girlfriend Scarlet who's expecting his baby. After 20 years, adolescence is a distant memory and his marriage has fallen apart. Moreover a colleague has received the promotion he wanted and his teenage sons consider him a loser. Even his best friend Ned, who during the high school was a loser, has success now. Miraculously Mike is brought back at the age of 17, so he can relive his best years.
All actors – Zac Efron, Leslie Mann, Thomas Lennon, Matthew Perry, Tyler Steelman, Allison Miller, Sterling Knight, Michelle Trachtenberg, Adam Gregory, Hunter Parrish, Mario Cassem, Kat Graham, Tiya Sircar, Melissa Ordway, Melora Hardin, Brian Doyle-Murray, Josie Loren, Jim Gaffigan, Randy Gordon, Collette Wolfe, Tommy Dewey, Linda Miller, Lorna Scott, Kodi Kitchen, Ellis Williams, Diana Maria Riva, Jeff Snyder, Antonio Lewis Todd, Angee Hughes, Ed Ackerman, Will Schaub, Loren Lester, Alexander George, Nicole Sullivan, Margaret Cho, Larry Poindexter, Bubba Lewis, Chris Valenti, G. Lane Hillman, Hope Riley, Jeanine Jackson, Gregory Sporleder, Keith Oney, Leonard Wu, Liana Blackburn, Lindsay Taylor, Danielle E. Hawkins, Shelby Rabara, Katrina Norman, Tiana Brown, Rhapsody, Taisha Monique Clark, Vanessa Lee Chester, Amber Estrada, Chanel Malvar, Galen Hooks, Tyne Stecklein, Kiara Nicole Ely, Mihran Kirakosian, Dres Reid, Terrance Harrison, Rachele Brooke Smith, Christopher Scott, Eric McCoy, Raymond Chacon, Megan Galiber, Renee Krieg, Jordan Schatz, Jaclyn Matfus, Justin C. Todd, , Daniel Bateman, Laura Linda Bradley, Michael Bretten, Keenan Carter, Joshua Carver, Jason Castle, David Cohen, Alex Coury, Hugh Douglas, Albert Blake Fernandez, Garret Gerlich, Jesse Heiman, Brandon G. Holley, Benjamin David Howard, Mackenzie Jamieson, Micah J. Jones, Erica LaRose, Rashaud Love, Darin Maddox, Paul McGee, Priscilla Monnier, Leo Montiel, Lucas Mroczkowski, Alan Mueting, Jonathan Dunkerley Newkerk, Ladell Parks, Martin Pierron, Kate Rappoport, Leonard Jonathan Ruebe, Sagine, Justin Sandler, Jacob Saylor, Daniel Smith Coleman, David M. Tran, Julian Vada, Jobeth Wagner, Maria Zambrana
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  • - Ned Gold (Teen): I'm a dork. I'm the kind of person who spends $10,000 on Gandalf the Grey's quarterstaff from the "Two Towers".
    - Principal Jane Masterson: Yes that does make you a dork. Especially since Gandalf the Grey only appears in "Fellowship". He returns in "Two Towers" as Gandalf the White.

    Tyler Steelman - Ned Gold (Teen)
    Melora Hardin - Principal Jane Masterson
  • “- Dean: That's okay, I'm a single dad. It's totally normal for son's to feel weird with their mom's date. Stepping in their dad's shoes protecting their castle.
    - Scarlet: He's not my son.
    - Dean: Oh, then that's weird.
    - Scarlet: It is.”

    Larry Poindexter - Dean
    Leslie Mann - Scarlet
    [Tag:awkwardness, son]
  • “- Mike O' Donnell: Come on, man! Don't you ever wanna go back and do high school again?
    - Ned Gold: No. I'm rich and no one has shoved my head in a toilet today!”

    Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
    Thomas Lennon - Ned Gold
    [Tag:past, school]
  • “When you're young everything feels like the end of the world. But it's not; it's just the beginning.”
    Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
    [Tag:beginnings, youth]
  • “- Mike O'Donnell: It's just that I put a lot of work in this yard.
    - Scarlet: Did you? Really? Like the barbecue pit? Yeah, the way I remember that is that you spent about an hour working on it and then you spent the next two days complaining about how if you had gone to college then you could have had hired someone else to do it.
    - Mike...” (continue)
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    Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
    Leslie Mann - Scarlet
  • “You might have to meet a few more jerks, but one day you're gonna meet a boy who treats you the way you deserve to be treated. Like the sun rises and sets with you.”
    Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
    [Tag:boy, meeting]
  • Listen, girls. If you don't respect yourself, how do you expect others to respect you?”

    Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
    [Tag:respect, wooing]
  • “- Naomi: Mike.
    - Mike O'Donnell: Nyomi.
    - Naomi: Nay-omi.
    - Mike O'Donnell: I don't care.”

    Nicole Sullivan - Naomi
    Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
    [Tag:mistake, name]
  • “- Ned Gold: What are you eating?
    - Mike O' Donnell: I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry… all the time.”

    Thomas Lennon - Ned Gold
    Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
    [Tag:eating, hunger]
  • “- Mike O'Donnell: Why are you dating him? He's bullying your brother.
    - Maggie: Who are you, my father?”

    Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
    Michelle Trachtenberg - Maggie
    [Tag:bullying, date]
  • “See, according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for one of three reasons… one... underneath all that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two... like a caveman, Stan's brain is underdeveloped. Therefore, Stan is unable to use self-control. And so he acts out aggressively. Three......” (continue)(continue reading)
    Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
  • “- Ned Gold: Are you now or have you ever been a Norse God, Vampire, or Time Traveling Cyborg?
    - Mike O' Donnell: I have know you since what, first grade? I think that maybe I would have told you!
    - Ned Gold: Vampire wouldn't tell, Cyborg wouldn't know.”

    Thomas Lennon - Ned Gold
    Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
  • “Great, fine. More for me, i got enough for the whole weekend.”

    Hunter Parrish - Stan
    [Tag:sex, weekend]
  • “- Mike O' Donnell: It's me, Mike O'Donnell, your best friend. [trying to prove that It's him] . You have an undescended testicle.
    - Ned Gold: Googlable.
    - Mike O' Donnell: You helped me cheat on a math test, but I got caught.
    - Ned Gold: Public records.
    - Mike O' Donnell: You asked Princess Leia to Junior Prom.
    - Ned Gold: Covered by the local...” (continue)
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    Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
    Thomas Lennon - Ned Gold