Rhys Ifans quotes
“In 20 years, Iraq will be a hellhole nobody cares about. Terrorism's a short-term threat. The real threats will come from China, Russia, Iran. and they'll come as SQL injections and malware.”
“Shyness is invariably a suppression of something. It's almost a fear of what you're capable of.”
“I am an artisan. I only became an artist when people watch what I do.”
“The modern battlefield is everywhere.”
“- Adrian: I'm going to kill you with my bare hands.
- Nicky: I'm ready for ya'. [Adrian punches Nicky] I guess I wasn't ready.”
“Bombs won't stop terrorism, brains will, and we don't have nearly enough of those. I'm gonna give you a shot, Snowden.”
“I'm a big, bad, bong-banging bible basher!”
“- Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt.
- William Thacker: Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...
- Spike: Ah, right-o then. [continues to eat it]”
“What is chemistry but the ability to attract adoration in others.”
“Nearly as big as my dick... nearly as big as my dick... and twice as fucking hard!”
“Football and drugs. A perfect Saturday afternoon.”
“The way of the transgressors is fucking hard.”
“- Jeremy Lewis: Do you know what they do to you if you're caught doing drugs in Morroco?
- Julian Lewis: No?
- Jeremy Lewis: They hand you over to the rug-squad!”