“- Alise: You think I'm stupid or what? You think I can't see?
- Cappie: No, I don't think you're stupid. But I think you're overreacting.
- Alise: Every time I turn around, you're walking with her or talking with her or looking at her or smiling at her.”

Courtney Thorne-Smith - Alise
Charlie Sheen - Cappie

“If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass!”

Joan Cusack - Jenny Portman

- Jeffrey Anderson: Come on, say it! "I want you, Jeffery. I'm consumed with jealousy for my neice, because I want you".
- Celeste Talbert: Oh, please!
- Jeffrey Anderson: Admit it, you have feelings for me.
- Celeste Talbert: My feelings are about you, not for you. There's a big difference!
Kevin Kline - Jeffrey Anderson
Sally Field - Celeste Talbert

“I wish I was to blame for every laugh line on your face. I do, Joy, because it just - it burns me to think that someone else made you smile. You were pretty then, and you're pretty now. You always will be to me; you should know that! It's forever, Joy.”

Brian Wimmer - Willie Husband

“- Margo: As it happens, there are particular aspects of my life to which I would like to maintain sole and exclusive rights and privileges.
- Bill Simpson: For instance what?
- Margo: For instance: you!”
Bette Davis - Margo Channing
Gary Merrill - Bill Simpson