“- Andrew Paxton: I like Pringles.
- Margaret Tate: Okay.
- Andrew Paxton: They're delicious. All Hostess products. Coke, never Pepsi, and beef jerky.
- Margaret Tate: What, are you, like, 13?”
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“Cynthia Sullivan-Hi, Jake, look how big you're getting.
Jake Harper-It's called puberty.
Charlie Harper-It's called donuts.
”
Christina Moore - Cynthia Sullivan
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Angus T. Jones - Jake Harper

“You'll excuse me, I won't join you. I find adolescence makes you nervous enough.”

Diana Lynn - Lucy Hill

“You're behaving like a romantic girl of eighteen.”

Gladys Cooper - Mrs. Henry Vale

“- Jeff Kohlver: Is this some kind of teenage joke?
- Hayley Stark: Teenage? Yeah. Joke? No.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark