“You have forgotten the love of Jesus. You disregard His sacrifice. Death, fear, flames, horror and black clothes. Hold your meeting then, but know if you do this in the name of God and in the house of God, you blaspheme against Him and His Word.”

Walter Pidgeon - Mr. Gruffydd

“When your God tells you to beat the shit out of somebody, you do it. That's what religion is all about!”
Matthew King - Charlie

“What do you know about the world? Maybe there is a God, or maybe some of us want to believe there is.”

Andie MacDowell - Selma Lidz

“Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“- Isabel Fuentes: It was a sign, Alex.
- Alex Whitman: Of what?
- Isabel Fuentes: That the baby would be Catholic.
- Alex Whitman: Oh, well, then it's a good thing you weren't stopped in front of an IHOP.”

Salma Hayek - Isabel Fuentes Whitman
Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman