“It was the early eighties, and sex was still a good way to meet new people.”

Lea Thompson - Stacy

“- Carola: Preston and I are celebrating the tenth anniversary of the night we first met.
- Margaret: You mean when you thought he was gonna push you up against the wall and rape you?
- Carola: Yes, darling.”
Rae Dawn Chong - Carola
Nicolle Rochelle - Margaret

“- Ben Dover: Take your pants off.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: I don't even know your name.
- Ben Dover: Bend over.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.”
Randall 'Tex' Cobb - Ben Dover
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“Hi, my name is Dave and I am sexually compulsive.”
Ethan Phillips - Dave

“When we meet with a woman, if she is consenting and if we can make her consent, then the encounter should be pleasant. But there are two exceptions: the wife of a friend and that strange flower, so rare, that is born from perfect innocence.”
Fernando Rey - Don Lope