“- Daniel: Oh, great. Now I'm impotent.
- Robin: We just kissed for two seconds?
- Daniel: No, it never takes me this long. Usually we're showering by now!”
Michael J. Fox - Daniel
Nancy Travis - Robin

“- Michelle Flaherty: Good Jim. Oh, you're making me wet.
- Jim Levenstein: Holy shit, really?
- Michelle Flaherty: No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
- Jim Levenstein: 'course.”

Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“Baby, you'd better get me back to that hotel. You got me hotter than Georgia asphalt.”
Laura Dern - Lula Fortune

“- Clip Metzler: You know what your problem is? Nothing's ever good enough for you. The way I see it, you've got the perfect life. You've got a wonderful home, a terrific wife, a good job, and the best friend money can buy. What else could a guy want?
- Larry Burrows: A little excitement would be nice.”
Jon Lovitz - Clip Metzler
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“- Roger: Hey, this Blueheart's music is great, huh?
- Bo: Yeah, it's making me horny.”
Ottaviano Dell'Acqua - Roger
Massimo Vanni - Bo