“- Maggie Carpenter: Who makes these things?
- Peggy Flemming: Calm down. The veil is not attacking you.”

Julia Roberts - Maggie Carpenter
Joan Cusack - Peggy Flemming

“Look what this fucking mutt did to my shoes.”

Robert De Niro - James Conway

“I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!”
Josh Brolin - Brand

“- Young Robert: What would you do to avoid a fight?
- Imaginary William Shatner: I wouldn't dress like a geek. Gold is not your color. Think earth tones.”
Spencer Klein - Young Robert
William Shatner - Bill

“Linda, I want you wearing a bra to class. It's not going to change your grade.”

Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer