- Lucky Jordan: Don't you know that you shouldn't be drinking at your age?
- Annie ("Ma"): I'd like to be drinking at your age, but time passes.
Alan Ladd - Lucky Jordan
Mabel Paige - Annie ("Ma")

“- Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
- Finch: Single malt?
- Stifler's Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.”

Jennifer Coolidge - Stifler's Mom

“You're like a fine wine, you get better with age, and you're gonna make those Russians drunk.”

Jimmie Walker - Boisie

“The wine will always whisper into your mouth with complete, unabashed honesty every time you take a sip.”
Albert Finney - Uncle Henry

“- Pearl Madison: You'll have to forgive Mr. Madison today, he's moving kinda slow. His head's hurting like it's the end of the world.
- Guillermo: You been drinking that cheap ass burgundy, ain't you?”
Don Cheadle - Pearl Madison
Michael Peña - Guillermo