“- Dad: I have to work.
- Walter: But it's Saturday!
- Dad: Tell me about it.”
Tim Robbins - Dad
Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“Dad, you used to fly 747s, and now you deliver toilet paper.”
Vincent Kartheiser - Sean Barnes

“Think about your father. He doesn't know where anything is. You ask him to do something, he messes it up. That's a genius at work! Because he doesn't want to do it! And he knows someone will be coming soon to stop him from doing it!”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“I pulled double-down at the hanger and I come home and I see that none of you has even picked up even a finger to help me out here but that's okay, I'm used to that. But unless your school takes monopoly money, you're working for me this summer, boy.”

Nicholas Campbell - Kyle's Dad

“- Rick Leland: You certainly are a girl of many colors. First, your legs get blue. Then, your face turns green. And, now, your red all over.
- Alberta Marlow: I never knew what suffering was until I came on this pleasure trip.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow