“- Dr. Peter Flynn: I understand you're a neurosurgeon.
- Bert Fischer: No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake.”
Luke Wilson - Dr. Peter Flynn
Seymour Cassel - Bert Fischer

“- Henry: So, do you work here?
- Beth: Yeah, I'm the Camp Director. You?
- Henry: Me, no, I don't work here.
- Beth: No, yeah, I'm the camp director... I would know if you worked here.
- Henry: Oh, right. ”
David Hyde Pierce - Henry Newman
Janeane Garofalo - Beth

“- Assistant: Well Mr. Mooney is downstairs and he is P-I-S-E-D.
- Jane: Pised?”
Selma Blair - Jane Burns

“- The Cat: Who's this?
- Sally: That's our babysitter.
- The Cat: So wait, you mean that you pay this woman to sit on babies? Well that's disgusting! I’d do it for nothing.”
Mike Myers - The Cat
Dakota Fanning - Sally

“To argue with them is like discussing colors with the color-blind.”

Edward G. Robinson - Dr. Paul Ehrlich