“- Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
- Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.”
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham

“Ladies and gentlebugs! Larvae of all stages! Rub your legs together for the world's greatest bug circus!”
David Hyde Pierce - Slim

“It's not like we're hardened criminals here. We're in show business.”
Hank Azaria - Albert Freedman

“Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.”
Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren

“In what other business can a man my age walk out on stage, smoke a cigar, tell a few jokes, sing a few songs, and use the same color lipstick that Dolores del Rio uses?”
George Burns - Milt Lackey