“- Dracula: Renfield, you were having a nightmare!
- Renfield: A nightmare? But it was so real, so vivid. Two voluptuous women; grinding, heaving. I don't know how to describe it... have you ever been to Paris?”
Leslie William Nielsen - Dracula
Peter MacNicol - Renfield

“I got a Harley-Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley-Davidson?”
Jackie Earle Haley - Kelly Leak

“- Morgana: Your eyes never leave me, Merlin.
- Merlin: Can't I acknowledge beauty?
- Morgana: Can't you acknowledge... love? Perhaps you ache for what you've never known.
- Merlin: Perhaps you lust for what you cannot have.”
Helen Mirren - Morgana
Nicol Williamson - Merlin

“- Uther: You must help me, Merlin!
- Merlin: Must I?
- Uther: I am your King!
- Merlin: So! You need me again now that my truce is wrecked! Years to build and moments to ruin! And all for lust!
- Uther: For Igrayne! One night with her. You don't understand, you're not a man. Use the magic. Do it!”
Gabriel Byrne - Uther Pendragon
Nicol Williamson - Merlin

“Do not confuse love with lust, nor drunkenness with judgment.”
Michael Rispoli - Sala