“Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?”
Dennis Hopper - Howard Payne

“- Lois Einhorn: Die animal boy!
- Ace Ventura: Quick decision.”

Sean Young - Lois Einhorn
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“It's a name, it's a target. I don't want this person dead, fate does!”
James McAvoy - Wesley

“You're not an assassin of fate, Sloan. You're just a thug who can bend bullets.”
James McAvoy - Wesley

“- Grace MacLean: I've decided about Pilgrim.
- Annie MacLean: Oh.
- Grace MacLean: I think we should put him down. It's not fair to let him suffer.
- Annie MacLean: Well, I think that's a very...
- Grace MacLean: And maybe we should put me down too.”
Scarlett Johansson - Grace MacLean
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Scarlett Johansson