“- Marty Berger: Where are you going?
- Eric Binford: Out of my way! I'm going to clean out my work station.
- Marty Berger: This is my place of business and you're not going inside anymore! I told you that you're fired!”
Norman Burton - Marty Berger
Dennis Christopher - Eric Binford

“I read a book once which said this: If you're fired from your job, when you're going home, take something. A pencil... Something to assert yourself. Take a memento. Take something from life.”
Joe Mantegna - Mike

“- Captain Gannon: Frank won't be coming into work today Joe.
- Friday: 24 hour virus?
- Captain Gannon: Or tomorrow.
- Friday: 48 hour?
- Captain Gannon: Frank quit, moved to Ukiah, bought a goat farm...”
Harry Morgan - Gannon
Dan Aykroyd - Friday

“You're pretty strong for a little lady and you have a lot of hair on your lip. We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips. So I'll tell you what, shave. Oh, and after you shave, you're fired.”

Jackie Gleason - U.S. Bates

“If the 405 is your morning route, I hope you don't have a history of showing up late to work, 'cause today you're fired.”

Tamala Jones - Laura Leeton