“- Chief Wiggum: Uh sorry, sorry, no dumping in the lake!
- Fat Tony: Fine, I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor.
- Lou: Uh, Chief, I think there was a dead body in there.
- Chief Wiggum: I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou.”

Hank Azaria - Chief Wiggum
Joe Mantegna - Fat Tony
Hank Azaria - Lou

“- Meneer Chrome: Thea! Please! Why won't you listen to me?
- Thea: Because you're saying nothing. Whisper your sweet nothings to my mother. She will hear you. I can't. Good-bye, Mr. Chrome, whoever you are.”
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Meneer Chrome
Carmen Chaplin - Thea

“- Bob Wallace: How do you do?
- Doris: Mutual, I'm sure.”
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace
Barrie Chase - Doris Lenz

“If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“Come on kids! You gonna listen to him? He drinks where he pees.”
Mike Myers - The Cat