“The more guns there are here, the more likely there is to be a misunderstanding.”

David Costabile - Bob

“This guy's a mutt, he's always been a mutt. He's probably still trying to bang any skank he can get his hands on.”
Jon Bon Jovi - Michael

“No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have, and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!”

Barrie Ingham - Basil of Baker Street

“- Royal Tenenbaum: I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
- Henry Sherman: I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.
- Royal Tenenbaum: Well, I really appreciate that.”
Gene Hackman - Royal Tenenbaum
Danny Glover - Henry Sherman

“You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fat-so? You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, 'cause I'm champagne, and you're shit.”
Jon Lovitz - Andy Kornbluth