“- Penny Robinson: On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?
- Will Robinson: Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?”
“I spent the night with a gorgeous Thai girl who turned out to be a gorgeous Thai boy!”
“It's a tale as old as time Ulysses. Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl. Girl goes into hypersleep.”
“This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.”