“I'm not going anywhere with you if you feel like you're a danger to yourself you can sit down for a few minutes, until you feel calm enough to go.”

Peter Sarsgaard - Charles 'Chuck' Lane

- Danny Patker: How do you know you're doing the right thing?
- Jimmy the Finn: People around you are happy. They say thank you and stuff. Just go with the flow... you know?".
Val Kilmer - Danny Parker
Peter Sarsgaard - Jimmy the Finn

“- William Parrish: Do you know about money?
- Joe Black: It can't buy happiness?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“My father used to say, we're all happy, if we only knew it.”
Mia Farrow - Irmy

“- Unicorn: You are a true wizard now, as you always wished. Does it make you happy?
- Schmendrick: Men don't always know when they're happy. But I think so. And you?”
Mia Farrow - Unicorn
Alan Arkin - Schmendrick