“- Nora Charles: I haven't any clothes.
- Nick Charles: Well, what's the difference? Saves you the trouble of packing. And I don't need anything in the world, darling, but you... and a toothbrush.”

Myrna Loy - Nora Charles
William Powell - Nick Charles

“- Philip Edwards: Sometimes the shepherd needs the comfort of the sheep.
- Elena Hood: I'm going to try hard not to understand the implications of that.”
Michael Cumpsty - Philip Edwards
Joan Allen - Elena Hood

“We can go away right now. I pack light. Everything we need is right here in my pants.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison

“To hell with sex! It was better than sex! We held each other! What I needed, he gave me great.”
Julie Benz - Carol Connelly

“- Sex Shop Salesman: I'm telling you - you're gonna need a lubricant for this vibrator. Unless your date's inflatable. Ha!
- Paul Bland: For your information, I'm buying this to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer!
- Sex Shop Salesman: Sure!”
John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
Paul Bartel - Paul Bland