“- Hyde: I'm a drug crazed beast with a giant erection that won't go away no matter how many times I do it. You're a nurse; what can you give me for it? - Nurse with Telegram: I can give you sixty dollars and my wedding ring. - Hyde: Bus fare! I need big money for drugs!”
Mark Blankfield - Mr. Edward Hyde
Lin Shaye - Nurse with Telegram
“- Justine Last: Gwen says smoking marijuana lowers your sperm. - Phil Last: Lowers it to where? - Justine Last: Maybe you're the infertile one around here. Maybe every time you smoke a little doobie, you're killing our unborn children.”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last
John C. Reilly - Phil Last
- Brian: God bless you. - Larry Gigli: Thank you. - Brian: No, not you, stupid. When my penis sneezes, I say "God bless you, penis".
Justin Bartha - Brian
Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli
“That's why these lesbians are always going out and buyin', spendin' all their dough on sexual appliances and erotic monkey wrenches and shit, tryin' to compensate for what they don't have... the penis.”
Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli
“After all, without sex, none of us would be born. And we are all born out of a woman's cunt. It is the center of the world. And the more we can do to glorify that holy spot, the more we're doing for mankind.”
Molly Parker - Florence
