“- Coach Brakett: She's a virgin.
- Coach Goodenough: Yeah, and the Pope's Jewish.”

Boyd Gaines - Coach Brackett
Bill Hindman - Coach Goodenough

“- Becky O'Shea: Give me a J. Give me a U. Give me A.
- Danny O'Shea: Is that lipstick?
- Becky O'Shea: No. It's a cherry tootsie pop.”

Shawna Waldron - Becky O'Shea
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea

“- Felipe Restano: What's more important to you, rugby or girls?
- Nando Parrado: Girls. You?
- Felipe Restano: Girls.
- Nando Parrado: But when I'm playing rugby, rugby's the most important thing.
- Felipe Restano: Yeah, unless girls are watching.
- Nando Parrado: Right.”
Josh Lucas - Felipe Restano
Ethan Hawke - Nando Parrado

“Mother, just because I wear trakkies and play sport does not make me a lesbian!”
Keira Knightley - Juliette 'Jules' Paxton

“All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!”

Juliet Stevenson - Paula Paxton