“- Coach Brakett: She's a virgin.
- Coach Goodenough: Yeah, and the Pope's Jewish.”

Boyd Gaines - Coach Brackett
Bill Hindman - Coach Goodenough

“I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do.”
Kate Bosworth - Anne Marie Chadwick

“- Becky O'Shea: Give me a J. Give me a U. Give me A.
- Danny O'Shea: Is that lipstick?
- Becky O'Shea: No. It's a cherry tootsie pop.”

Shawna Waldron - Becky O'Shea
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea

“- Bobby Riggs: No offense. You're still a feminist, right?
- Billie Jean King: No, I'm a tennis player who happens to be a woman.”
Steve Carrell - Bobby Riggs
Emma Stone - Billie Jean King

“- Felipe Restano: What's more important to you, rugby or girls?
- Nando Parrado: Girls. You?
- Felipe Restano: Girls.
- Nando Parrado: But when I'm playing rugby, rugby's the most important thing.
- Felipe Restano: Yeah, unless girls are watching.
- Nando Parrado: Right.”
Josh Lucas - Felipe Restano
Ethan Hawke - Nando Parrado