“- Hank Pym: It's a trial by fire, Scott... or in this case, water.
- [the bathtub fills with water, and Scott jumps out]
- Hank Pym: Guess you're tougher than you thought.”

Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“You are strong because you are imperfect. You are wise because you have doubts.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Clemmie

“- The Great Edgar: For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
- Charlie: I'm a victim of sawcumstances.”
Edgar Bergen - The Great Edgar
Charlie McCarthy - Charlie

“Funny how I meet you at all my homicides.”

Sam Levene - Police Lt. Abrams

“- Ernie Smuntz: Wow... I almost feel sorry for the little fella.
- Ernie Smuntz and Lars Smuntz: [together, laughing] Almost!”

Nathan Lane - Ernie Smuntz
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz