“- Max: You know, the one thing I can't figure out is whether these girls are real smart or just real, real lucky?
- Hal: Don't matter. Brains'll only get you so far and luck always runs out.”
Stephen Tobolowsky - Max
Harvey Keitel - Hal

“- Margot: My lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
- Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
- Margot: Yeah... luckily!”
Jessica Cauffiel - Margot
Alanna Ubach - Serena

“- Loretta: You are a good person. Good things happen to good people.
- Amber Atkins: Really?
- Loretta: No. It's pure bullshit, sweetie. You're lucky as hell, so you might as well enjoy it.”
Allison Janney - Loretta
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins

“You're lucky. With Fraulein Helga it was a snake!”

Norma Varden - Frau Schmidt

“- Navin: Mommy, Daddy! How did you find me?
- Father: We don't know. This is the first place we looked.”
Steve Martin - Navin
Richard Ward - Father