“- Dave: They're splitting up? Marty and Leslie?
- Donny: After eleven years!
- Vic Damico: Just goes to show you, you're never safe. Eleven years, busting his ass, bringing home the paycheck for what? He must have done something really terrible, like leave the cap off the toothpaste.
- Donny: Actually, he was sleeping with his secretary.”
Matthew Modine - Dave
Paul Reiser - Donny
Randy Quaid - Vic Damico

“- Cleopatra: If I implored you to marry me, you wouldn't?
- Julius Caesar: I'd have to ask my wife in Rome.
- Cleopatra: Oh, as if you care about that. Divorce her. Together we could conquer the world!”
Claudette Colbert - Cleopatra
Warren William - Julius Caesar

“- Hildy Johnson: He treats me like a woman.
- Walter Burns: Oh he does, doesn't he? How did I treat you? Like a water buffalo?”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“You thought you could be Mrs. de Winter, live in her house, walk in her steps, take the things that were hers! But she's too strong for you. You can't fight her - no one ever got the better of her. Never, never. She was beaten in the end, but it wasn't a man, it wasn't a woman. It was the sea!”

Judith Anderson - Mrs. Danvers

“- Mrs. de Winter: You knew that she wore it, and yet you deliberately suggested I wear it. Why do you hate me? What have I done to you that you should ever hate me so?
- Mrs. Danvers: You tried to take her place.”

Joan Fontaine - Mrs. de Winter
Judith Anderson - Mrs. Danvers