“Bye Bye Love” quotes

Movie Bye Bye Love
Title Bye Bye Love
Year 1995
Director Sam Weisman
Genre Comedy
Plot – Three buds find themselves divorced and, facing their former wives and children, misadventures begin. Dave becomes a huge womanizer, Donny cannot accept his new status as single and always thinks about his ex-wife, while Vic declares war to his ex-wife and her new boyfriend.
All actors – Matthew Modine, Randy Quaid, Paul Reiser, Janeane Garofalo, Amy Brenneman, Eliza Dushku, Ed Flanders, Maria Pitillo, Lindsay Crouse, Ross Malinger, Johnny Whitworth, Wendell Pierce
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  • “- Donny: It's a very awkward age for girls.
    - Dave: Really what age is that?
    - Donny: 13 to 35, very awkward.”

    Paul Reiser - Donny
    Matthew Modine - Dave
  • “- Dave: I appreciate beautiful things.
    - Heidi Schmidt: Beautiful fast things.
    - Dave: Beautiful fast German things... Heidi, right?”

    Matthew Modine - Dave
    Dana Wheeler-Nicholson - Heidi Schmidt
    [Tag:beauty, cars]
  • “- Susan Goldman: Wait, we can't do this.
    - Donny: Why not?
    - Susan Goldman: Because you would be afraid that I was thinking of Dave and I would be afraid that you were thinking about Clair.
    - Donny: Well, what if you thought about Clair, and I thought about Dave?”

    Amy Brenneman - Susan
    Paul Reiser - Donny
    [Tag:fear, jealousy]
  • “- Vic Damico: This isn't your first time in a restaurant, is it?
    - Lucille: No, my ex-husband used to like to eat out, may he rest in peace.
    - Vic Damico: So he passed away?
    - Lucille: Not yet.”

    Randy Quaid - Vic Damico
    Janeane Garofalo - Lucille
  • “- Vic Damico: Tell Gerald, that if he touches my son again, I'll kill him.
    - Grace Damico: Really. It was nothing more than a tap. And Jed was being very rude.
    - Vic Damico: I don't care if Jed was taking a piss on his head. He touches him again, he dies. Tell him.”

    Randy Quaid - Vic Damico
    Lindsay Crouse - Grace Damico
    [Tag:son, threat, violence]
  • “- Dave: They're splitting up? Marty and Leslie?
    - Donny: After eleven years!
    - Vic Damico: Just goes to show you, you're never safe. Eleven years, busting his ass, bringing home the paycheck for what? He must have done something really terrible, like leave the cap off the toothpaste.
    - Donny: Actually, he was sleeping with his secretary.”

    Matthew Modine - Dave
    Paul Reiser - Donny
    Randy Quaid - Vic Damico
    [Tag:cheating, divorce]
  • I'm not shooting for a "successful" relationship at this point, I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very very low.
    Janeane Garofalo - Lucille
  • “- Claire: We had to take back the graduation dress.
    - Emma: It made me look fat.
    - Donny: You couldn't look fat if you wanted to.
    - Emma: Why would I wanna look fat?
    - Donny: You wouldn't! You couldn't!”

    Jayne Brook - Claire
    Eliza Dushku - Emma
    Paul Reiser - Donny
    [Tag:apparel, weight]
  • “I'm Doctor David Townsend. And we're talking about divorce. It effects all of us, and hurts many of us. And in the next forty-eight hours, that is all we will be talking about; divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E, tell you what it means to me.”
    Rob Reiner - Dr. David Townsend