- Doreen: I never thought I'd be contemplating marriage to a man who owned an automatic assault rifle.
- Donald: It's not automatic, hon. It's semiautomatic. Automatic weapons are illegal. And why are you using the word "contemplating"?
- Doreen: I just mean, Donald, you seem so different.
- Donald: Hey, Frizzer, I'm no different, I'm just armed.
Annie McEnroe - Doreen
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle

“- Abby: He gave me a little pearl-handled .38 for our first anniversary.
- Ray: Uh-huh.
- Abby: Figured I'd better leave before I used it on him. I don't know how you can stand him.
- Ray: Well, I'm only an employee, I'm not married to him.”
Frances McDormand - Abby
John Getz - Ray

“- C.K. Dexter Haven: The moon is also a goddess, chaste and virginal.
- Tracy Lord: Stop using those foul words.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“Don't ask for the moon. We have the stars.”

Bette Davis - Charlotte Vale

“The moon reflects the light of the sun. But we were created, reflections. We are shadows. Perhaps we should not live in sunlight, but in the shadows of moonlight.”

Dan Green - Mewtwo