“Man wants chaos. In fact, he's got to have it. Depression, strife, riots, murder. All this dread. We're irresistibly drawn to that almost orgiastic state created out of death and destruction. It's in all of us.”
J.C. Shakespeare - Burning Man

“Well, Papa, if losing a case depresses you so, why don't you quit practicing law and go into another line of business?”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“If you're so depressed, how come you're eating pizza?”

Corey Haim - Lucas

I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town". Man bursts into tears. "But doctor, I am Pagliacci".
Jackie Earle Haley - Rorschach

“I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile!”
Chris Rock - Caretaker