“- John Correli: Did you kill Mr Boz, Miss Tramell?
- Catherine: I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing and then kill him the way I described in my book. I'd be announcing myself as the killer. I'm not stupid.”
Wayne Knight - John Correli
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell

“- Nick: What's your new book about?
- Catherine: A detective. He falls for the wrong woman.
- Nick: What happens to him?
- Catherine: She kills him.”
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell

“- Nick: Writing a book about it gives you an alibi for not killing him.
- Catherine: Yes it does, doesn't it?”

Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell

“- Karen Eiffel: Excuse me, where are the dying people? Most of these people are sick or injured. Is there any way to see the people who aren't going to get better? I'd like to see the dead-for-sure ones.
- Head ER Nurse: I'm sorry, are you suffering from anything?
- Karen Eiffel: Just writer's block.”
Emma Thompson - Karen Eiffel
Cheryl Lynn Bruce - Head ER Nurse

“I use the pen, because the pen is mightier than the sword. But you must always keep a sword handy for when the pen fails.”
John Nichols - Himself