“I am a sex object. I always ask women for sex, and they object.”
Johnny Yune - Bruce

“There's some men who enter into a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joe Morelli did this to me. He was the big catch in our neighborhood, and I thought I caught him when I gave him my virginity on the floor of the Tasty Pastry Bakery I worked at when I was 17. Unfortunately for me, he never called after. Unfortunately for him, I hold a grudge.”

Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum

“- Rusty: What could you be scared of, huh? What's the worst fear, that you'll fall in the street? That someone'll make fun of you? I mean, what?
- Walt Koontz: That no one will want to sleep with me anymore.
- Rusty: Guess what, somebody won't.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz

“I just wanted to spend the night with you, not eternity!”

Meg Ryan - Sydney Fuller

“- Chuck: Hey, Casey, do you like sex with death?
- Casey: Yeah, so fuck off and die.”
John Philbin - Chuck
Jewel Shepard - Casey