“- Cole Trickle: There's nothing I can't do with a race car.
- Harry Hogge: Well, that's the difference between you and me. There's only so much I can do.”
Tom Cruise - Cole Trickle
Robert Duvall - Harry Hogge

“- Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
- Elle Woods: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.”
Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

Calling me “sir” is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't belong.
Sunshine Parker - Emmet

“I have a message for all you good moral Christian people who are complaining that breasts and vaginas are obscene, but don't complain to me, complain to the manufacturer and Jesus told us not to judge.”

Edward Norton - Alan Isaacman

“- Hillary: A lady should be modest.
- Lara Croft: Yes, a lady should be modest.”
Chris Barrie - Hillary
Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft