“Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!”

Eartha Kitt - Yzma

“You have to appreciate the irony. After all these years of being locked up, I'm given the opportunity to kill again. A cop's kid, too, and all I have to do is sit right here.”
Michael Keaton - Peter McCabe

“When you walk out that door, part of me will go right with you. But a whole new world's gonna open up for you.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Peter Kirk: Why should a few million dollars keep me from having the same opportunities as anyone else?
- Marshall: What you said sounds right... but it must be wrong.”
Henry Fonda - Peter Kirk
George Lessey - Marshall

“They say opportunity's only got one hair on his head and you gotta grab it while it's going by and dog it down or you mightn't get another chance.”
William Demarest - Sgt. Heffelfinger