“How To Train Your Dragon” quotes

Cartoon How To Train Your Dragon
Title How To Train Your Dragon
Original title How to Train Your Dragon
Year 2010
Directors Dean DeBlois, Chris Sanders
Genre Drama, Comedy, Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Animation
All actors – Jay Baruchel, Gerard Butler, Craig Ferguson, America Ferrera, Jonah Hill, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, T.J. Miller, Kristen Wiig, Robin Atkin Downes, Philip McGrade, Kieron Elliott, Ashley Jensen, David Tennant
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  • “Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?”

    Jonah Hill - Snotlout
    [Tag:books, killing]
  • “Everything we know about you guys is wrong.”

    Jay Baruchel - Hiccup
  • “Watch out babe, I'll take care of this.
    [throws a weapon at the dragon Deadly Nadder but misses; Astrid glares at him]
    The sun was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I can do that, but I don't have the time right now!”

    Jonah Hill - Snotlout
  • “- Fishlegs: Your mom let you get a tattoo?
    - Tuffnut: It's not a tattoo, it's a birth mark!
    - Ruffnut: Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.
    - Tuffnut: Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side until now.”

    Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fishlegs
    T.J. Miller - Tuffnut
    Kristen Wiig - Ruffnut
  • “My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know. But, it's not the worst. Parentsbelieve a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that.”
    Jay Baruchel - Hiccup
    [Tag:fear, name]
  • “- Hiccup: Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon!
    - Astrid: First to ride one, though. So...?
    - Hiccup: I wouldn't kill him, because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him... and I saw myself.”

    Jay Baruchel - Hiccup
    America Ferrera - Astrid (voice)
    [Tag:empathy, fear, killing]
  • “Gronkles, Zippleback, the Skrill... Boneknapper... Whispering Death... Burns its victims, buries its victims, chokes its victims, turns its victims inside-out... Extremely dangerous, extremely dangerous... kill on sight, kill on sight, kill on sight... Night Fury. Speed unknown. Size unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself....” (continue)(continue reading)

    Jay Baruchel - Hiccup
    [Tag:books, danger]
  • “- Stoick: [shocked] The dragon? That's what you're worried about? Not the people you almost killed?
    - Hiccup: He was just protecting me! He's not dangerous!
    - Stoick: They've killed hundreds of us!
    - Hiccup: And we've killed thousands of them! They defend themselves, that's all!”

    Gerard Butler - Stoick
    Jay Baruchel - Hiccup
    [Tag:danger, killing]
  • “Your most important piece of equipment is your shield! If you must make a choice between a sword or a shield, take the shield!”

    Craig Ferguson - Gobber
  • “- Astrid: It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything. Your father, your tribe, your best friend...
    - Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up.”

    America Ferrera - Astrid
    Jay Baruchel - Hiccup
    [Tag:feeling, loss]
  • “- Stoick: From the time he could crawl he's been... different. He doesn't listen, he has the attention span of a sparrow... I take him fishing and he goes hunting for, for trolls!
    - Gobber: Trolls exist! They steal your socks. But only the left ones.”

    Gerard Butler - Stoick
    Craig Ferguson - Gobber
    [Tag:diversity, theft]
  • “- Stoick: When I was a boy...
    - Gobber: Oh here we go.
    - Stoick: My father told me to bang my head against a rock and I did it! I thought I was crazy, but I didn't question him. And you know what happened?
    - Gobber: You got a headache.
    - Stoick: That rock split in two! It taught me what a Viking can do, Gobber, he can, he can crush mountains,...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Gerard Butler - Stoick
    Craig Ferguson - Gobber
  • “I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better... I might even get a date!”
    Jay Baruchel - Hiccup
  • “- Stoick: When we crack this mountain open, all hell is going to break loose.
    - Gobber: And my undies. Good thing I brought extras.”

    Gerard Butler - Stoick
    Craig Ferguson - Gobber
    [Tag:clothes, daring, doing]
  • “Oh, it's satisfying to know that all of our food has been dumped down a hole.”

    Jay Baruchel - Hiccup
    [Tag:food, sarcasm]
  • “With one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face. I was delicious! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg!”

    Craig Ferguson - Gobber
    [Tag:animals, eating, hand]
  • “This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots... we have... dragons.”
    Jay Baruchel - Hiccup
    [Tag:animals, country, food]