“Great, fine. More for me, i got enough for the whole weekend.”

Hunter Parrish - Stan

“- Dean Adams: Missing? He's not missing! It's the weekend. He's most likely shacked up in some motel with a girl. Or a guy... farm animal... whatever! Weren't you ever eighteen?
- Reese Wilson: Not that kind of eighteen.”
John Neville - Dean Adams
Loretta Devine - Reese Wilson

“- Stanley's Neighbor: Hey Stanley, I haven't seen you much this weekend. What have you been doing?
- Stanley Stupid: Oh you know, had breakfast, read the paper, saved the world.”
Robert Wise - Stanley's Neighbor
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid

“For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“- Snookie: I'm free Saturday night.
- Chenille: Why, is your hand busy?”
Vince Green - Snookie
Kerry Washington - Chenille