“I found out what a mine is anyway. It's a hole in the ground with a darn fool at the end of it.”
Fredric March - Samuel Langhorne Clemens (Mark Twain)

“- Loc Dog: Having a gun doesn't give you any power. You wanna know where the real power is?
- Doo Rag: In the bullets!
- Loc Dog: No! In The books! See, Doo Rag, your mind - it is like a gun, and you wanna load it up with little... bitty... bullets... of knowledge.”
Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
Isaiah Barnes - Doo Rag

“- Natalya Simonova: Maybe I should take care of the transportation for our trip to Cuba.
- James Bond: Our trip?
- Natalya Simonova: Do you know how to disarm the weapon?
- James Bond: I suppose that depends on what kind of weapon you're talking about disarming.”
Izabella Scorupco - Natalya Simonova
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Chon Wang: He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!”

Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Roy O'Bannon: It's just a rock with some gibberish on it!
- Chon Wang: It's Chinese!”

Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang