“You see how cozy it can be when you decide to play nice?”

Ed Harris - Carl Fogarty

“You know what your problem is? You never want to be the bad guy. You want everything you do to be right, but it isn't. If you really didn't want me to go, you shouldn't have fucked me.”

Mary-Louise Parker - Dee

“I have never seen this woman in my life. I never followed her home. I never had sex with her in her refrigerator. This is a sick fantasy, and I deny everything. And when will women like you learn you can't tear apart a perfectly good marriage with your vicious lies?”

Armand Assante - Ned Ravine

“- Professor Porter: Oh, Janie Jane! What an amazing discovery! A man with no language, no human behavior...
- Jane: And no respect for personal boundaries.”

Nigel Hawthorne - Professor Porter
Minnie Driver - Jane

“Your hair got whiter, your ears got bigger, your nose got longer, but you still retain that unique, elusive pain in the ass quality that drives me berserk.”

Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison