“- Ben Bernanke: Lehman's down another 10%.
- Henry Paulson: You are not gonna let me get down a single bite, are you?
- Ben Bernanke: This is why I have oatmeal”

Paul Giamatti - Ben Bernanke
William Hurt - Henry Paulson

“- Kenny: [to a horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?
- Overweight Woman: [walking by and overhears] Fuck you, nigga!
- Kenny: I'm sorry! I was talking to the horse.”
Harland Williams - Kenny Davis
Jenni Burke - Overweight Woman

“Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.”
Christopher Lambert - Lou

“I noticed the other morning you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that was because you weren't a breakfast eater... or becuase you thought I was gonna kill you.”

Christian Slater - Lewis Farrell

“They're Brazillionaires, they have breakfast at 2pm in the afternoon.”
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne