“Half Baked” quotes(1998)
Plot – A guy has been arrested after killing a NYPD’s horse with junk food and his three dearest friends Scarface, Brian and Thurgood have to work hard to find the money to pay the bail. Their idea is to steal marijuana from a pharmaceutical laboratory and to sell it door-to-door. Actually the plan is too risky, but the three guys are ready to do anything to help their friend.
All actors – Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Díaz, Jim Breuer, Harland Williams, Rachel True, Clarence Williams III, Laura Silverman, Tommy Chong, R.D. Reid, Gregg Rogell, Kevin Brennan, Alice Poonshow all
“Half Baked” Quotes 13 quotes
“Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?”
“I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.”
- I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker: Would you like to hear some of my poetry?
- Thurgood Jenkins: Not really, no.
- I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker: You really should. "I have killed. I have helped kill. I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this. I... I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ".
- Thurgood Jenkins: You must seek... (continue)(continue reading)
“- Brian: Lady, seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five.
- Record Store Customer: Ugh huh, he autographed it himself.
- Brian: All right, I'll give you four.”
“I love weed, love it! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pussy! The end.”
“- Historian Smoker: You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days?
- Thurgood Jenkins: How much?
- Historian Smoker: I don't know, we never used 'em.”
“- Samson Simpson: I'm going to kill your little Mexican friend
- Scarface: I'm Cuban, B!
- Samson Simpson: Ah, yes! Cuban Bee!”
“- Scarface: Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is...
- Brian: ...Fucking impossible, man!”
“So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.”