“- Jack McGurn: I agree to hand out a bundle of leaflets, and you act as if I'm going out to kill someone.
- Lily Yuriko Kawamura: Because you know one thing will lead to another, and it'll make you crazy. You can't spit against Heaven, Jack!
- Jack McGurn: Oh, don't give me that Japanese shit!”
Dennis Quaid - Jack McGurn
Tamlyn Tomita - Lily Yuriko Kawamura

“You've got strange ideas about justice. You don't want to hit nobody unless they deserve it. Now, that's all right, but we're in business. And business is different!”

George "Gabby" Hayes - Doc Grunch

“- Caroline Sexton: You poor, deluded little monkey. Who do you think brought you to these people? Without me, Brad, you would be nothing.
- Brad Sexton: I beg your pardon, but I had a very successful real estate career before I ever met you.”
Kirstie Alley - Caroline Sexton
Tim Allen - Brad Sexton

“I think you really deserve to suffer.”
Steven Seagal - Jack Taggart

“- Ken: What did I do to deserve this?
- Captain Joe: We don't deserve half the things we get.”
Tatsuya Azuma - Ken
Jô Shishido - Captain Joe